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Don't eat the cookies so fast they'll keep.
I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite !

What are apricots?
Where monkeys sleep.

What's the best day to eat bacon?
Fry-day.

What is small, furry and smells like bacon?
A hamster.

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?
You can dip a biscuit in your tea, but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

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