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Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.

Fred! What did I say I'd do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again?
That's funny, Mom. I can't remember either.

What do you call two rows of cabbages ?
A dual cabbageway !

Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll?
Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!

My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburnt !

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