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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Butter !
Butter who ?
Butter wrap up - it's cold out here !

WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie.
HUSBAND: Which is this?

WIFE: "You look tired, honey. How about a nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?"
HUSBAND: "No thanks. I'm too tired. Let's just eat at home."

Q: What what can you make from baked beans and onions?
A: Tear gas.

Several women were discussing what they should have for dinner. "If you're watching your weight," came one suggestion, "those diet frozen dinners are good." The man then added: "But get two. They're small."

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