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Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to instil good table manners in her girls?
She told them that a well brought girl never crumbles her bread or rolls in her soup.

They say she has a sharp tongue.
Yes, she can slice bread with it.

Have you heard the story about the loaf of bread?
No.
Oh, crumbs.

Why can't you make bread like my mother?
I would if you could make dough like your father!

What looks just like half a loaf of bread?
Its other half.

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