Food jokes
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A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in Ireland. "I'll have fish and chips twice," he orders. "Sure, I heard you the first time," came the reply.
What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?
A fruit punch.
Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what fruit would it remind you of?
Pupil: A pear.
First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin had the glow of a peach, her cheeks were like apples and her lips like cherries - that's my girl.
Second boy: Sounds like a fruit salad to me.
Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?
Because she had her nose in a hamburger.
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