Food jokes

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What's the fastest cake in the world?
Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.

Flo: Try some of my sponge cake.
Joe: It's a bit tough.
Flo: That's strange. I only bought the sponge from the chemist this morning.

Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones?
Mrs Jones: Yes, very much.
Girl: That's funny. My mom said you didn't have any taste.

What cake wanted to rule the world?
Attila the Bun.

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?
Thank you, I'll just have a slither.

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