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"May I take your order?" the waiter asked.
"Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?"
"Nothing special sir," he replied. "We just
tell them straight out that they're going to die."

Q. What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating?

A. Finding half a worm.

What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ?

100 way to wok your dog.

What's red and invisible?

No tomatoes.

Why did the grape cross the road?

To get away from the grapefruit.

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