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Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice?
Why? Do I look like one?

Would you like a duck egg for supper?
Only if you quack it for me.

What vegetable needs a plumber?
A leek.

What's a fresh vegetable? One that insults a farmer.

Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the woods?
One was "a-salted."

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