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What musical instrument goes with cheese?
Picklelo.

Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today. .
Cook: There is.
Fred: No, there isn't. There's only cheese pie.
Cook: You can choose to eat it or leave it.

What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.

Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula: Marshmallows, chocolate fudge cake...

Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday, and now there's only one. Why?
Fred: I don't know. It must have been so dark I didn't see the other one.

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