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Three cookies were crossing the road when the first one was knocked down. What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?
Crumbs!
How does a witch make scrambled eggs?
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.
At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after egg from a little boy's ear.
"There!" he said proudly. "I bet your Mum can't produce eggs without hens, can she?"
"Oh yes, she can," said the boy. "She keeps ducks."
What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg?
First it goes ping, then it goes pong.
My brother's on a seafood diet.
Really?
Yes, the more he sees food the more he eats.
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