Food jokes
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What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?
A humburger.
When Lee ate raw onions for a week what did he become?
Lone Lee.
Why are fried onions like a photocopy machine?
They keep repeating themselves.
What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?
"He's a real fun guy [fungi]."
An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars located throughout the area."
"Heck, Gloria," the old man hissed when Saint Peter walked off, "we could have been here ten years ago if you hadn't heard about all that stupid oat bran, wheat germ, and low-fat diets!"
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